Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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