honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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