we're blogging at a bar
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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