It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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