I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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