sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
