Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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