im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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