I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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