Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Just puked most of my soul out..
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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