shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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