Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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