do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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