i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
