I'm going to jail i love you
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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