lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Plan B is the new Plan A
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Will exercising make me less horny?
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