at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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