So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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