I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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