dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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