I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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