I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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