You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize