Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
