My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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