Pants 0. Shit 1.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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