Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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