Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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