p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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