it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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