READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Randomize
