So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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