Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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