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(703): View more from Virginia

is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?

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(646): View more from New York

jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times

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(909): View more from California

Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.

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(513): View more from Ohio

If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would

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(816): View more from Missouri

As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza

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(607): View more from New York

I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.

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(206): View more from Washington

You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.

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(330): View more from Ohio

The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes

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