Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Randomize
