that's an acceptable place to lick
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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