You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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