So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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