ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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