North Korea, Best Korea!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
what day is it and did you see me today?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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