She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
