i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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