try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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