I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
did you just send me my own nude
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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