Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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