this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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