At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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