walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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