Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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