I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
