it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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