420 ftw
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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