i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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